Marc Shaiman, the award-winning Hollywood and Broadway composer and lyricist, has a unique outlook on life. While many view the glass as half full or half empty, Shaiman humorously declares, "I’m not even happy with the glass." He describes himself as an "Eeyore" and "a card-carrying pessimist" despite achieving many of his dreams. "Just as soon as something good happens, something bad's going to happen," he explains, highlighting a tendency to always anticipate the inevitable disappointments that follow success.

This winter marks the publication of his memoir, "Never Mind the Happy: Showbiz Stories from a Sore Winner," which encapsulates his career and personal ups and downs filled with humorous anecdotes. Shaiman reflects on his journey from being Bette Midler's musical director in his teens to composing for movies like "Sleepless in Seattle" and "Mary Poppins Returns," as well as Broadway hits like "Hairspray" and "Catch Me If You Can."

Throughout his career, Shaiman has collaborated with numerous stars, including Billy Crystal, Martin Short, Luther Vandross, and Raquel Welch. He has sparred with producer Scott Rudin and had a notable spat with Nora Ephron. Shaiman also recounts memorable experiences, such as the time he inadvertently got Stephen Sondheim high at a party, causing the legendary composer to collapse multiple times. He humorously reflects on the fear that he was responsible for Sondheim’s fate.

Another notable story involves Meryl Streep diligently working on a song for "Mary Poppins Returns," demonstrating the dedication she brings to her craft. Shaiman, impressed by her commitment, knocked on her door to express admiration, leading to a candid moment when Streep explained that fear can be a powerful motivator.

In his book, Shaiman doesn’t shy away from self-deprecation, recounting his struggles with substance addiction, claiming, "I should go into the Guinness Book of World Records for being the only person who put on weight while being a cocaine addict." He shares insights from his interactions, including a misunderstanding with Barbra Streisand that left him rattled and an awkward moment with Harry Connick Jr. Both individuals later reconciled with him.

Another entertaining tale recalls the time Shaiman donned a flamboyant powder-blue suit and feather boa alongside "South Park" creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker on the red carpet for "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut," as they paralleled the fashion of celebrities Gwyneth Paltrow and Jennifer Lopez.

Shaiman emphasizes the importance of showing up as a lesson for aspiring artists. He recalls a time when Bette Midler was organizing a world tour, and despite being told she was only hiring local musicians, he flew to Los Angeles and urged to join the rehearsal, demonstrating his belief in seizing opportunities. "Keep your spirit up because someone in that room is going to remember you for another thing," he advises.

The audiobook version of his memoir features an impressive lineup of performances from luminaries of Broadway, including Crystal, Short, Matthew Broderick, and Nathan Lane, among others. Shaiman initially considered narrating song lyrics himself but enlisted friends who performed the songs to enrich the experience for listeners.

Despite his success, including a Tony Award for "Hairspray" in 2003 and two nominations for "Catch Me If You Can" in 2011 and "Some Like It Hot" in 2023, Shaiman admits feeling flustered by Broadway. His recent shows, "Smash" and "Some Like It Hot," received acclaim but struggled financially, closing early due to high operational costs and unpredictable audience reception.

Shaiman humorously wishes he could dismiss unsuccessful shows by claiming they deserved their fate. However, when audiences genuinely enjoy the productions, the pressure mounts. As he navigates his career, he acknowledges that his skin has grown thinner over time, revealing a deeper sensitivity to criticism.

Looking to the future, Shaiman expresses uncertainty about his potential retirement from the industry. While he acknowledges that he would like to take it easy, his Eeyore nature drives him to continue pursuing his passions in the face of adversity.